Ok so there's this guy that wanted me to draw his character right?
I nicely told him that I am currently too busy with school work to do requests,
and he rudely says "Well when you're not busy, just do it anyway".
Then he sends me this description of his character....
MY GOODNESS IT IS THE WORST!!
First off, this "boy" sounds like he's 12 or so, he doesnt sound very mature.
next, he made up a female character who uses her body parts as a missle blocker??
(wtf?)
err...ok..and not only that, but he said that her chest is 40 pounds...
uhmm I dont know about the rest of you ladies, but having a 40 pound chest is kinda impossible..and would be WAY too heavy..just saying. >>....
The worst part, is that its a complete rip off of Amy Rose, except with larger female body parts. Its completly stupid.
So I tried to explain to him that making crappy recolor characters is not the way to start off on dA! (He's new)
Here's our convo: *NOTE: I will keep his name private until further notice*
Him: Can You Draw My Request?
Me: Im sorry, but I am currently not taking requests!
Him: Name:Am2
Race:Hedgehog
Project:The Red Rose Project
Gender:Female
Eye Color:Green
Boob Size:Huge
Boob Wight:40 Pounds
Powers:Mix Of Sonics(Speed)
Tails(Smarts)
Normal Amys(Hotness cep Better)
Knuckles(Strength) Yoshi(Bigger Mouth And Longer
Toung she can use to grab
and eat things from far away)
Attatude:Knuckles Anger
Sonics Coolness
tails Niceess
Amys Very Sexy And
Suggestiveness And Likes To
Tell me Threats she likes to say
ill rape you And Your Family
Then Kill Them or Ill Rape Your
Family Then Kill You Or something els that sounds bad to people andor Threatning
And A More Serious Attatude
Attacks:All Of Sonics Tails Normal
Amys Knuckles but she uses them
Fur Colorink
Fur Power:Fire Proof And Phycic Proof And Keps her Very Warm in Cold Weathers And Very Cool And Hot Weathers
Hair Colorink
Hair Style:Like Amys Cep More Custom And Bigger And A Little Adultish Looking
Hair Length:Waist Long
she has 3 Hairbangs over her sholders and 4 Fronthead Hairs
and Longer Back Quill Hair
Weaponsig Hammer Like Amys Cep hers is called a Phyo Hammer
Body:Clone Of Amy Cep Sexyer With Bigger Boobs and Better And Stronger Then Normal Amy
Outfit:Advanced Version Of Amys Boots Advanced Version of Amys Dress And it has a Hood With A Jacket White Gloves Red Hairband
And When She Needs To Go Out And Get Some Food And Water Chris Gives Her A Red Cloak So No Ones Sees Her Face or See Her
Advanced Boots:There Advanced With Belt Buckles on her Boots
Advanced Dress:3 White Stripes On Her Dress Like On her Boots cep theres on in the middle one going / on left and \ on right
Likes:Smashing Stuff And Other Stuff And Sonic But not crazy becus Clone amy got over him fast and there friends now
Dislikes:Stuff
Forms:1
Super Forms:1
Super Form 1:Gold Fur And Super Aura
Power Level With Chaos Emeralds:1millon
Power Level Without Chaos Emeraldsver 9000
Secret Forms:2
Secret Form 1ark Super Form She Turns
Dark and Super Am2
Secret Form 2:Werehog form She Can
Turn Into A Werehog Like Sonic
BackGround:i got this idea From Nachers Background
ok after dr Eggman Created Nacher And she went phyco Dr Eggman
Went To Chris Chris From sonic X for help he said everythings gone messed up
and said Amys Ben Kidnaped turned into a male on the ending Chris got a Piece of
Amy and Sonic Tails And Knuckles DNA and Created A Clone Amy With all there Powers
but more powerful and he called her Am2 for Amy 2 More Powerful And Stronger Then
Controled Male Amy And She has Sonics Super Form Power And Chris has a Big Thing For Amy
Chris Loves her thats why he made a clone of Amy but more Advanced and Sexyer And Awsomer
-.-;
Me: First of all no, and second, boobs cant weight 40 pounds, thats not normal. You're character is so out of line. This is rediculous. Not only does this character sound completly fake, but sounds like a total recolor. Sorry, not happening.
Him: you sound like a total bitch
Me: I am not a total bitch, Im just being realistic and trying to help you out. If you wish to continue envisioning your character this way, fine by me, I dont care much at all, the Sonic Fan character base has already been killed. So, if you want to look like a complete fool with your unrealistic and stupid character, go right ahead. Just trying to help out the Sonic fandom.
Him: unrealstic as in good
Me: (Pardon the naughty language here
)
Im sorry, but you are incorrect. Unrealistic as in BAD. There are some things that are unrealistic that are BAD, like your character description. That would be the same thing as me saying this:
THIS IS MY NEW CHARACTER BLAZER!
He's got a 30 inch dick and he's faster than Sonic and Shadow combined! And he's super hot and sexy, and he loves only me! And he's got Chaos Control powers and he's blue and red! He's Sonic's long lost brother!!
Err..see what I mean? That sounded completly horrible. Look, Im not trying to insult you or hurt your feelings, Im just trying to help you not make stupid fan characters.
Him: this is one of my chars and
and Am2 was Created by Chris from Sonic X she didint magicaly Apear from no where and the real amy was transformed into a male and her mind to i like amy shes a good female char thats y i made Am2 becus i got a background an apperance and a reson y she was made the other sonic chars sonic tails knuckles went Renegade and thay look diffrent and dirty and i wanted Am2 to be badass and sexy like Henti Street fighter King Of Fighters and Mortal Kombat Wanted And a few other things in one i like my idea even if you dont and another thing her giant boobs can deflect Bullets so HAHAHAHA noob dosent matter if somethings messed up about it its not good if you dont have a good feeling about it and dont like it i like it tell me did you even ask anyone how your char idea is and thay told you thay didint like something but you did thats how i like Am2 shes a good char tell me do you like your chars and char idea evens thou no one els dose?
Do you see this?
This is insanity!!! Ugh....some things never change do they?..
I only wish that the Sonic fandom wasnt so corrupt....
Well I doubt he's getting anything from my speech...oh well, its only making him look immature. Its a waste of time to argue with a little boy.
What has happend to the Sonic world my friends??
Him:
Keep it real!
Amy Rose + Princess Kathrene!
I love you Gordie
Get a load of this guy xD 
Passionate
I was wondering if maybe we could iscribble on this fine day?
I will need your account username to contact you on there.
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I hope this doesn't sound bad but and i really dont want to rush u about our art trade, just remind u that were doing one? (-w-*)
ITs been like 2 months
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